(World Press News) - The Germ Association of the World ("GAW") released a statement today addressing the havoc the new AntiBac Pen is wreaking on germs everywhere.

Germee, the Spokesgerm for GAW had this to say "GAW has about a billion members worldwide, and every day, there are billions more being born. But, your new AntiBac pen is wiping us out and slowing down our goals! We germs HATE the AntiBac Pen!"

Germee continued "I know that 'hate' is such a bad word to use, but let me explain: All we germs want to do is float in the air and swim around as we please and touch humans wherever we get the opportunity and just live and be free to travel wherever we want to go."

"This AntiBac pen is so mean to us and our offspring. Whenever one (or a thousand or so) of us find the attractive, smooth surface of an AntiBac Pen to stop and rest on, this pen immediately goes to work to kill us. That's being mean. It smothers us...to death. It never stops killing us either. It keeps on killing day after day and is continually in a mode of re-cleansing itself so we germs never get a breather.

"The AntiBac has this UV protection on it so that it never loses its ferociousness, even if it is exposed to UV light waves or sunlight. The AntiBac is not affected by moisture. It kills 99.99% of our members who land on it within 24 hours or less. That's just not fair.

"Please stop buying and using the AntiBac Pen. It's not good for our business, or our lives as germs. Just last week, my fellow spokesgerms Mersa, E Coli, and Sal [Salmonella] tweeted about how many members of their families just died that day by attaching themselves to Antibac pens used by people everywhere! It's just awful.

"It's so unfair that this Antibac pen is allowed to be sold to businesses all over the world under the premise of helping them promote their business with a useful pen that comes in either blue or black ink, but that is just deceptive advertising when the TRUE purpose of this pen is to kill us germs!

"We just want the Antibac pen to be banned. That's all. Thank you for reading!